Saturday, November 24, 2007

Chuck Noris

Chuck Norris supports Bible in public school... I dont

Chuck Norris supports Bible in school curriculum

GREENSBORO, September 1 (UPI) — U.S. film star Chuck Norris and his wife have joined the board of the National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools. Chuck and Gena Norris said Thursday they made the move to help students understand the Bible's impact on history and literature. "We receive a lot of requests to get behind a lot of things, but it took us only a few minutes to know that we were to stand behind this important work," the Norrises said. The couple is featured in a popular television public service announcement that encourages citizens to bring the Bible back to America's public schools as an available elective course of study. The announcements are aired on several national networks.


While Chuck Norris is for bible in the public school class room I R.C. Makris a believer in Jesus and the bible disagree.
First off that means bible teachers and good bible teachers are few and far between so imagine sitting in a class its bad enough when you have a crapy social studies teacher and they completely teach you there side of an issue. No imagine them doing this with the bible the worlds greatest book also the worlds most misquoted books and most used for evil intentions. I feel the bible should be taught out of faith and faith in the class room is against separation of church and state. So The only way for you to do it and it not to be wrong would be too teach all other religions so would you want to Quran lessons or book of Mormon hw i think now. But.....


What bible translation would they use?

my bets on N.I.V. or King James

It wouldnt be the message i know that





Some chuck norris jokes about the bible
The Top 5 Reasons Chuck Norris Supports Teaching The Bible in Schools

5. Jesus raises the dead, Chuck Norris kills the living. It's the circle of life.

4. Chuck Norris supports the 4 R's: Reading, Writing, Roundhouse Kicking, and Resurrection.

3. Chuck Norris is pushing a new translation of The Lord's Supper in which Jesus says: "This is my body which is broken by Chuck Norris for you."
2. Chuck Norris is an advocate for the 2-block school schedule: 4 hours of religious studies and 4 hours of roundhouse kicking each day.
1. Chuck Norris is still pissed that he wasn't around to punch Pilate right in the face.

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